Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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