I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why didn't you poke me back
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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