I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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