i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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