I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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