I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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