Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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