Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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