so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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