i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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