Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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