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I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
