Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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