I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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