Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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