Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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