evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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