Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I have fence marks all over my body
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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