I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
where does the pee come out of this thing
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
