There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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