Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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