I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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