when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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