she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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