i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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