why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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