She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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