How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I'm really busy with my period
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