But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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