I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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