I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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