Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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