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Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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