i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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