dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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