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Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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