It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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