The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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