Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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