dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i barfeds in our rink
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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