ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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