There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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