She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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