Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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