I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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