It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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