somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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