your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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