Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Bring me that man meat
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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