I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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